Things That (Unfortunately) Exist of the Day: Remember KFC’s infamous widow-making Double Down sandwich that was maybe-real at first, and then kinda-real later that same week? Well now it’s definitely-real, and it’s coming to kill us all.
Starting April 12, KFCs around the country will be offering death-by-poultry in the form of bacon, cheese, more cheese, and the Colonel’s special swift-death sauce, stuffed between two artery-immolating pieces of crispy fried chicken.
Kinda glad that health care reform bill passed now, aren’t ya?
This is making my stomach cry just by looking at it.
If I had to give you something then I think I’d give you nothing
If I had to give you something then I think I’d go to hell